You know your stories are a bit outlandish when…

… the nurse in the sexual health clinic – who deals with nothing but sex day in day out – is flustered by them.

Nurse: When was the last time you had sexual contact?
Me: Erm… The 13th of July, I think. Three Fridays ago.
Nurse: Ah, Friday the 13th. Auspicious. And was that with a man or a woman?
Me: Actually, I had sex three times that day. Twice with men and once with a woman.
Dead silence for a few seconds.
Nurse: … there… isn’t a drop-down option for that. I’ll write a note.

She then forgot to do two of the things she was meant to do

  1. #1 by kittymama on July 30, 2012 - 7:50 pm

    LMFAO! you gotta have balls if you’re gonna have sex! xx

  2. #2 by Magenta on July 30, 2012 - 7:54 pm

    Your stories are ten times better than “Fifty (Fucking boring) shades of Grey” 😀

  3. #3 by reilly90 on August 11, 2012 - 8:11 pm

    LOL!!! epic conversation. I agree with bth comments below too 🙂

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