… the nurse in the sexual health clinic – who deals with nothing but sex day in day out – is flustered by them.
Nurse: When was the last time you had sexual contact?
Me: Erm… The 13th of July, I think. Three Fridays ago.
Nurse: Ah, Friday the 13th. Auspicious. And was that with a man or a woman?
Me: Actually, I had sex three times that day. Twice with men and once with a woman.
Dead silence for a few seconds.
Nurse: … there… isn’t a drop-down option for that. I’ll write a note.
She then forgot to do two of the things she was meant to do